katherine melissa
Writer, music aficionado, Glee obsessed.
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Okay, so let me preface that I don’t make it a point to watch/DVR the Jersey Shore because I like my brain cells

It’s currently on for background noise while I babysit right now because I don’t want to bawl my eyes out at Titanic on TBS.

However, I find Season 2 a lot less irritating than Season 1. However, I think Mike is a huge tool and I enjoyed seeing JWoww getting a few hits in on him. 

My one child is sending me death glares across the room because I won’t help her with her homework

Her idea of help is me doing it for her. Pardon me but I’ve been there and done the work so I don’t feel like having a 4th grade redux.

God if she only knew how it will only get worse.

The smell of bully sticks is vomit inducing

$150 a week sometimes feels like too little for what I have to deal with. 

UGH these kids!

I might have to lie this family in the future that I am unable to babysit. 

These two little kids are such brats. 

First, one of them wanted to teach me Hebrew which I politely declined and she told me that it’s her house and that I have to. Granted, she’s like 6 but still…especially since I’m the adult hired to watch you I don’t take well to tell to you being a brat. 

Then when I try to impose bed time and the little drops to the floor and legit starts throwing a stage 5 meltdown. 

Why can’t kids just be good for the babysitter? Because when I was little, if I was bad for the babysitter I got my ass beat. 

Way to make me feel like crap co-worker. Well played, well played.

I reached out, asked for help because I had to go get the kids and she told me she couldn’t help - but seemingly not because she had anything else to do. So after babysitting, I have to go back to work, finish morning set up and put on my Out of Office. 

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20dollarwitchery:

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Ask me stuff!

yes do this